Hey Nancy, can you watch the dogs until we get around the bend? She's a friend, protector and playmate to
our two legged and four legged dependants, with a strong pitching
arm and encyclopedia like knowledge of animals and important
dates like birthdays. If you are lucky, you’ll be there the next
time she decides to let loose and really party. Set back, relax and
find out more about the February Tuber Of The Month.
First brought to Bear River by Jene in August 1987, our Valentine
Tuber has introduced “A bunch of people including my good friend
Jason.” You might never guess that Nancy’s turn on is water because
she doesn’t tube much. In fact, by last count, Nancy has tubed
twice. With that in mind, she says that her tube size is “whatever
someone hands me” and her advice for new tubers is “Don’t!”
Needless to say, Nancy has never jumped off the Jumping Rock.
However, while lounging on the beach, you’ll find her sporting a SPF
of 30 and in spite of her lack of tube runs over the years, she has
bared The Bear! This Camp Sweetheart is a long time Trucker, having
over the years brought scores of drivers back from Dog Bar and
trucks of Tubers to High School.
Porn Star
Name?......Krissy Winding
Boxers Or Briefs?......Briefs
Favorite Movie?.....(live action)
On Golden
Pond
......(animation)
Jungle Book
Favorite Word?......Imagine
Turn
Off?.....Rude People
Favorite Bond?........Sean Connery
Coolest Camp Toy?.......Electric Shower
Middle Name?.....Louise
Favorite Rock Band?.......The
Beatles Duh!
Nancy’s favorite time during a Bear trip is “Saying hello and
good-by to the river” and her best moment ever at Bear was an
evening at the campfire. This 1978 graduate of Balboa High School’s
favorite Bear meal was her Hawaiian Luau. Nancy’s favorite breakfast
food is toast and peanut butter. You might be surprised to find
canine distemper vaccine in her refrigerator but you won’t find her
favorite ice cream, “Bud’s Blueberry Cheesecake” because it is no
longer made.
Our featured Tuber’s favorite sound is a dog
barking in the distance on a still night and her signature karaoke
song is Hey Jude. If Hollywood made a movie of her life she would
want to be played by Jody Foster and she would want Meryl Streep to
play Jene. February’s Tuber Of The Month is also a February birthday
girl and even when she was a little girl (and yes,
once she was little) her ambition was to take care of
animals. If she wasn’t doing what she did today, Nancy would want to
be an architect.
Her worst moment at Bear River was the trip that it started
raining the first night. It continued to rain until late Sunday
night. Trying to salvage a weekend at Bear some stuck it out until
Saturday afternoon. On the plus side instead of going home everyone
stopped at Denise and Calvin’s house and there was a huge party
Saturday night!
