Question: Where’s Joanne? Answer: Floating around with Eddy! Part
of the couple that always camps in the suburbs at the north end of
the campground and a member of a most awesome August breakfast crew.
Read on to find out what you didn’t know about March’s Tuber Of The
Month.
There was this girl and fourteen years
ago a guy took her camping which, coincidentally, introduced this month’s
featured Tuber to Bear River. That guy, Michael, would go on to be
the first ever Tuber Of The Month in July 2006.
The girl, Joanne,
we've now seen jump off the Jumping Rock, Bare The Bear, and
take on Widow-Maker in her “size large” tube. Joanne introduced Jan
and Dave to The Bear and her advice for new Tubers is: "Always
follow Steve, never follow John!" Good advice from someone who is also the 2001 DOGBRA
winner. Partially due to the fact that her favorite tube drink
recipe is a Cosmo, the March 2009 TOTM will always be a rider, never a trucker. To
Joanne, the best moments at Bear River when you are floating between
the Jumping Rock and Dog Bar Bridge.
Porn Star Name?......Keshishian Larga
Boxers Or Briefs?......Briefs!
Favorite Movie?....."Noises Off"
Favorite Word?......Friday
Least Favorite Word?.....No
Favorite Bond?.....Daniel Craig
Shaken Or Stirred?......Shaken
Coolest Camp Toy?......Thermos Coffee Maker
Middle Name?.....Lynette
Beatles Or Rolling Stones?.....Beatles
Favorite Rock Band?......Evanescence
If Joanne could she would have Steven King over for dinner some
night and, over dessert ask him “Where do you get your ideas
from?” Her favorite breakfast food is bacon, favorite ice cream is
Cherry Vanilla and her favorite Bear meal was Denise and Calvin’s
Bacchus Feast. Joanne’s favorite sound you can only hear at Bear
River, the sound of distant trains passing by at 3:00 in the
morning. Her best moment and worst moment at The Bear are one story,
of when Joanne lost her wedding ring in the river and Mariah dove under water and found it.
Joanne has always wanted to be a Vet. In fact, her childhood ambition was
to be a one and if she had to do something other than her current
job she would want to be a Veterinarian. Unexpected surprises turn
this tuber on and Joanne says that you know you’re in love “when his
faults don’t matter.” If there was a movie made of her life, Joanne
would want Anna Paquin and Kevin Costner to play the principal
roles. But, scoot over Costner because her secret celebrity crush is
Hugh Jackman!
