“Truckers, lets get the trucks down to Dogbar!” The call goes
out early in the morning and once again Camp Brat cons or cajoles enough people to get trucks
down river and drivers back to camp before breakfast. We've watched her and
Steve raise two lively members of the Next Generation of campers. Jiffy Pop fears her
and Costco lasagna is her specialty. Now read on as the Lunch
Lady bares all in her November 2007 Tuber Of The Month
interview.
In 1984 Robin and John brought Lorrie to Bear
River and she’s been going ever since. In fact, she has never, ever
missed a Bear River camping trip. During this record setting run
she’s taken “every man she’s ever slept with” camping at the
Bear. This month’s featured tuber rides a “medium sized” tube
and sports a SPF of 30. Her favorite tube drink is
a margarita and under it’s influence she has Bared the Bear. Lorrie’s
best moment at Bear was “the first time I jumped off of
the Jumping Rock.” Her favorite time during a camping trip is
shooting rapids and Lorrie's advice to new tubers is “Follow the veteran tubers
through the deepest ‘V’ in the river.”
Porn Star Name?......Toro Upland
Boxers Or Briefs?......Briefs
Favorite Movie?.....Legends Of The Fall
Favorite Word?......God
Turn On?......Steve’s Butt!
Coolest Camp Toy?.......My RV
Middle Name?.....Marie
Favorite Rock Band?.......Bob Seger and the
Silver Bullet Band
Lorrie’s signature
karaoke song is “These Boots Are Made For Walking” and her
favorite sound is hearing a hawk’s cry in the woods. You might
be surprised to find chocolate soy milk in the refrigerator of
someone from the College Park Class of 1980 but, it should
be no surprise that their favorite Bear meal was Denise and
Calvin’s Bacchus Feast. If she could, Lorrie would invite
Galileo Galilei to dinner and ask him “How DID you do it?” Her
favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip. Our spotlight
tuber’s childhood ambition was to be a vet. She would never want to
be a bus driver but, if she ever had the chance she would love to
try being a horse trainer.
Lorrie’s funniest Bear
River story has been recorded for all to see on the Bygone Bear
Picture pages. Click on the red link to see: