She is the Mistress of Halloween Night and the Grand Dame of Bear
River. Now it is time to reveal the truth about the camper who will
soon celebrate her silver anniversary of Bear River Tubing.
For 24 years now a group of most interesting people have been
going to the Bear River in Northern California to camp, party and
tube. This member of the College Park Class of 1976 has been there
from the beginning....she is the original. She has been a trucker
and a rider. Although her SPF number is a sane “30”and “extra large
and firm” is her idea of the perfect tube she has never Bared The
Bear.
We know that she has many great memories of The Bear....we know
because we were there. However, her best moment at Bear River was in
the early years. A big thunderstorm was passing up the river valley
into higher elevations. Jan, Dave and Steve had the perfect view.
They had their heads stuck out of a tent for about an hour and a
half watching Mother Nature’s show.
Jan’s advice for new tubers?...“Stay on the top of the tube at
all times.” Her favorite tube drink starts with a large container
(Jan says, “That’s important”) adding ice and vodka (“amount
dependent on the run”) and top with a splash of passion fruit/orange
juice. With a drink like that it shouldn’t be a surprise that Janice
has jumped off the Jumping Rock.
Favorite Movie? The Wizard Of Oz
Favorite Rock Band? Sting
Weirdest Thing In Your Refrigerator? 35mm Film
Favorite Ice Cream? Black Cherry
Porn Star Name? Heidi San Pablo
Coolest Camp Toy? The Airstream
Her favorite time at Bear is “All of it. All of the moments and
all of the places.” Jan’s favorite Bear meal that she made was her
Greek Night. Her favorite meal by someone else was Marti Gras
Night.
Jan’s funniest Bear story also goes back to an earlier time.
Everyone in the camp had been partying hard and was under the
influence. In Jan’s own words, “There was much cavorting.” Some one
had tossed Camp Brat’s bikini top and it was caught in a tree,
swinging from a branch. Soon Camp Brat was seen dragging a banana
chair across camp giggling all the way. Camp Brat stopped in the
middle of the camp and tried to lay down on the banana chair, only
to have it collapse. Not bothered by this turn of events, she fell
asleep. Jan, concerned that she might be out in the sun too long,
got some sunscreen and wrote Camp Brat’s name in sunblock across her
back!
Tubers Of The Month 2006